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Cats or Dogs.?

If you have a dog The Benefits are great Your gas mileage gets better Your Hair looks Fuller Your Boss gives you a raise Your Kids get into a Great College Your Jump shot is better Your food taste better Your grammar is Dramatically improved You can Whitsle better You can run Faster Cheese cake is now a health food Your favorite Sports team wins all the time Your Spouse no longer yells at you Your Kids listen to you Your Lawn is much Greener then your Neighbors Your car is alot faster Your in laws stop visiting And lastly you become instantly smarter and better looking. Now Cats Your House smells like burnt pee Your Neighbors steal you paper Your kids start selling drugs You lose your job You lose your hair You sweat when you eat You develope a urinary tract infection You are no longer invited to fancy dinner partys Your teeth Fall out. Why Risk it get a Dog

Public Comments

1. dogs
2. Dog
3. what do you know! ...at least a cat won't hump your leg 'just because'
4. both
5. that's right!!!
6. Dogs ^_^
7. um well i was gonna say dog but are you sure that stuff is true? cause ive had a cat before and none of that happened..
8. NONE of the above apply here, and I have 4 cats and this dog!
9. Man, that's a lie from hell! I still say cats! That's a load of BS!
10. Dogs!!!
11. I do love dogs But for cats If you have a Cat you have no more Rats
12. I have a dog.
13. Dogs- it is not even close. Now if you have 2 cats you can make a pair of mittens out of them.